THE CSL NETWORK

College can be overwhelming for the average StarCraft player. For example, you might not know where to find fellow StarCraft players. Or you might be worried about the future of your CSL team. You might not even know what CSL is. These are all very serious problems. This is why you are here. And this is why we are here (for you).

Step 1:
Know your enemies and know yourself.

What is the CSL? Does the C stand for collegiate? Does that mean my Diamond-league neighbor who lives near my college can play on my team? (No.) BW or SC2? When can I start curb-stomping Rutgers?

Visit www.cstarleague.com, email cstarleague@gmail.com with any questions left unanswered, and if you’re still confused, don’t be! Just remember the following:

MISSION OBJECTIVES

  • Find FIVE SC2 players who are currently enrolled at your university.
  • Recruit a team by September 10th.
  • Prepare for battle by September 17th.
  • Take no prisoners.



Step 2: Scout



As any good StarCraft player will tell you: scout. You should start scouting as early as possible. If you are a senior in high school, select your college carefully according to their rank in the CSL. If it is too late, scouting can still fix the poorest of your poor life decisions.

Let us assume the worst-case scenario. You are a freshman at the University of StarCraft. You do not know anyone who likes SC2 (everyone is a BW fan).

First, check if your school is registered or pre-registered with the CSL. The friendly folks at CSL will connect you with the coordinator...if he (or she) exists. If the position is unfortunately open, rise to the challenge! Send an email to cstarleague@gmail.com and volunteer to coordinate for your team:

    To: cstarleague@gmail.com
    Subject: I HAVE FELT THE RUSH

    > Dear CSL,
    > I would like to coordinate for the UNIVERSITY OF STARCRAFT.

If you man up and choose to coordinate, continue scouting for additional players. If you would like to play under someone else’s leadership, scout for people you can trick into coordinating. The procedure is the same:

  1. Go to TL College Locations and look for your university.
  2. If you do not find your college (this is unlikely), don’t worry. StarCraft players lurk. But you will find them.

  3. Make a teamliquid thread.
  4. Use the SEARCH FUNCTION first and follow good thread-making guidelines.


  5. Explore your university website.
  6. Look under CAMPUS LIFE or STUDENT ORGANIZATIONS for gaming leagues, eSports organizations, or StarCraft teams. Stop by your Fall 2010 Activities Fair. Google “University of StarCraft” StarCraft.


  7. Poster the campus for recruits.
  8. Target lampposts, walls, monuments, staircases, people, and last but not least, poster boards. Be inventive, welcoming, threatening. Do whatever it takes.


  9. Contact KASA, TASA, CSA, JSA, CS Listservs.

    • > Dear Koreans,
      >
      > The University’s honor is in danger. The stakes are
      > StarCraft II. Will you join us?
      >
      > Sincerely,
      > Concerned Student



  10. Broadcast on B.net.

  11. Update your Facebook status.

  12. Incorporate into Daily Conversation.

  13. “So, today I got breast implants. And I also joined CSL.
    I’m not sure which one hurts better.”


Step 3:
Skyhigh Success

Congratulations. With any luck, you will now have your FIVE PLAYERS. Or maybe you will have forty-four.

Or maybe you will have Skyhigh.

You are now ready to take your team into the CSL playoffs, the CSL grand finals, and the annals of CSL history. Take the final step.



REGISTER YOUR TEAM.

www.cstarleague.com

July 27-September 10

Comments (7)

FiBsTeR

Can i haz origami scout?

#1
8/20/10 8:05 PM
UVic_HazrD

hmm we should make a guide on how to write a starcraft rap ;)

#2
8/21/10 2:24 AM
BrownBear

I think this might in fact be the greatest post ever.

#3
8/21/10 8:29 PM
gensulitor

This is brilliant. And seniors in highschool should definitely consider college's CSL abilities before filling out applications! i know, i went through it last year!

#4
8/22/10 9:12 AM
Xeris

mona is win!@

#5
8/22/10 1:13 PM
Flaerong

Another great way is to use the power of racial profiling and discrimination and accost every nerdy and/or asian looking person on campus and ask if they play SC2. Shove a flyer into their hands if they even mention playing competitive games. Worked for us! And it works for girls too.

#6
8/24/10 7:05 PM
arthur

Wait, so when can we start curb-stomping Rutgers?

#7
7/27/11 6:47 PM